make the dumbest chess pieces

You guys read the title. MAKE DUMB PIECES!!!!!!!

PS I will check ever so often to see which one is dumbest

THE CHONK: DOES NOT DO ANYTHING AT ALL

bruh

woooowwwwww so outdated

Roputer: Rook that computes Rooks

The inverse pawn it's pawn but it moves backwards and capture diagonally backwards except it is also not allowed to move backward it is wired for defeat

bob: he takes up a piece of the board and every 5 moves any piece in a 5-block radius gets eaten

Amazon-Rider: Infinite win streak for anybody who comes up with this combo between a knight-rider and a amazon.

Caterpillar: Can only move once every 2 turns.

Dead Guy: Sinks lower and lower into the chess board.

The Inventor: Crazyhouse generator. It can spawn pieces randomly on the board.

it cant capture, but you can put it on any empy square for your turn.

@chessed103 so like a duck... but like a stone wall once you place it?

Dumbpawn:a pawn that moves right in front of the queen to be dumbly sacrificed