
Mate in 1 ( wrong answers only)
1. Qxa7338467+ z9=A (Amazon)
2. Bxe1 forfeit Ke1 reviving white's king and forfeiting his own
3. Qd1 getting ready to set up for the next game
3... Ahh8 Amazon on the h file to h8.
INTERMISSION
Nh7 says "wait... are you my long lost sibling?"
Ahh8 says "sure sure buddy now I'll capture you
Black's side: wait we don't have a king how is the game not over
INTERMISSION OVER
4. O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O White and black team up to destroy the chessboard by castling round and round
4... Black's non-existent king falls off the chessboard
5. WHITE WINS... except 5... black's general (king + knight) takes over
6. White's pawn on omega99 karate chops black's general off the board, but the pawn is blind, so it ends up forcefully removing WHITE's king from the board, but then it promotes to a king on omega 100 and then roundhouse kicks black's general into oblivion.
WHITE WINS!!!
Solve this puzzle, but wrong answers only.