Picture Caption Contest #2
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Kamsky: "He sunk my battleship!"
Kamsky's Scissors Attack crushed by Russian Rock System yet again.
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Kamsky contests Rock beats Paper arbitration.
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K- "Mango, you can't have-a the mango!"
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S - I must break you
K - Yo Adrian
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Svidler Left Hand: "Chess for Dummies"
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Kamsky would kill for a 2746 rating.
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K - [thinking] i cannot play with this tieless slob
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Svidler should have grovelled and pandered to the disturbed whimsy of his webmaster for more chess mentor hours.
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This would be the first and last time Kamsky would crash at GM Lenny Bongcloud's house for a chess tournament.
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Peter is here for the Ladies...yeaaahhh
May 12, 2008
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#83
Svidler: **sniff sniff** hmm, what is this brown thing on my thumb? **sniff sniff** Wait... wait, I think I got it.
Kamsky: Oh god, please tell me it's rated G.
Kamsky: This is the single most boring thing ever, oh wait did I say that outloud sorry buddy
Sivdler:It's o.k. buddy it is boring over here also
May 12, 2008
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#85
Commentator : I think Kamsky has now left the building
Kamsky : oi shut up
Commentator : sorry .......... your move
Peter Svedler:look!Spiderman there!!
Gata Kamsky:where?
Peter Svedler:i think he just going to the to the toilet....
Gata Kamsky:...please dont remind me going to the toilet again..
Kamsky: I've finished the Telegraph crossword, has anyone got today's Times?
Gata kamsky:please quikly...how was it man?
Peter Svedler:can this call "LOT of experience with tactics puzzles"?
Gata kamsky: this was not the time for asking!quickly solve it then we arrange back position continou our game!
Svidler: Wow. The thumb is so amazing. I love my thumb.
Svidler moves only with his left hand, continuing to stare at and glorify his thumb...
Kamsky: Arbiter, please, give me some leeway here. There's gotta be a rule against this!
Gata Kamsky:
- Daddy, please don't leave me now.. What should I move first?
Kamsky: Yes mommy, I'll get the trash in a minute.
Kamsky: Oh! This is the one where Ross and Rachel finally get together!
Kamsky thinking: "I hope Peter notices that I'm not wearing the earrings he gave me last year. He never calls anymore and this will show him that I've had it with him and his 'I'm all that' attitude. He don't like it, he can talk to the hand."
Kamsky: "I wonder how long it will take this guy to realize I hid the queens behind the chess clock?"
Svidler: "I think I forgot to wash my hands after..."
Kamsky:"Omg he touched my pieces
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It was only during the opening of the match, that Svidler realized he could not open his hand due to his incredibly long Hitch-Hike to the tournament.
