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Paddy was late to the chess club and had been driving around for over half an hour trying to find a parking spot.
He looked up to the heavens and said, "God, if you find me a park, I'll go to mass every Sunday, I'll say me prayers every night, and I'll never curse again."
Miraculously, a parking spot suddenly appeared.
Paddy looked up to the heavens again and said, "Don't worry, I've found one".
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Why did the knight went to court?
He couldn't walk in a straight line.
Why couldn't the black and white king meet?
Because they'd be in check.
Why did the opponent removed the bishops?
Because he is an atheist(doesn't believe in god).
Why couldn't you capture the king?
Because he keeps running away.
A king and Queen went to a pawn shop.
They both asked," how many you got?"
Why could the king only move one square?
Because he was lazy.
He couldn't walk in a straight line.
Why couldn't the black and white king meet?
Because they'd be in check.
Why did the opponent removed the bishops?
Because he is an atheist(doesn't believe in god).
Why couldn't you capture the king?
Because he keeps running away.
A king and Queen went to a pawn shop.
They both asked," how many you got?"
Why could the king only move one square?
Because he was lazy.
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Good one
A black and white player started to play chess.
Black says,"who goes first?"
White says,"well since I'm white, I get to go first."
Black says,"that's racist."
Get it? Because the rules always say that whites go first.
A king is in the 8th rank and his pawns in front of him is in the 7th rank.
One pawn says,"your majesty there may be no escape! The enemy is surrounding you."
Later a rook moved to the 8th rank check mating the king with his pawns blocking his moves to get out of check.
The King says,"MOVE OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Then he says," Alwell lets surrender."
Why did the king didn't went to eat with the knight?
Because he doesn't want to be forked.
Because he doesn't want to be forked.
Good jokes everyone
