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Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY
2. Three FASTEST means of Communication :
1. Tele-Phone
2. Tele-Vision
3. Tell to Woman
Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.
3. Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.
4. A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
Moral : BE SPECIFIC
5. Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path. Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE himbecause he is ALONE and we are FOUR.
6. If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life. If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.
7. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
Answer : On their MARRIAGE.
8. When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free youfrom Darkness. Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.
9.Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women. Because perConstitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.