Signs you're a bad chess player

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When you set up the board, you hear your pieces groaning to each other "oh no, not this guy again".

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BXR_Bailey_Blade_GT1 escreveu:

You protect your pieces with your opponent's pawns.

Not everyone do this?

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It's bad if you actually play your pieces off the board!

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 when you have only won in daily chess in non vacation tournaments

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You are a bad chess player when you find that your queen isn’t a queen it is a shoe

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Treating Queen's Indian Defense as Hippopotamus Defense.

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They play 1.f3… and laugh
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Your elo rating is in the negatives
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4 move checkmate

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You got me 

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sike you logging before the other person moves

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Your King and Queen secede from the royal family tongue.png

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Your bishop turns athiest ... lol

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Being anti chess without playing the game

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You end up with nothing on the board.
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Your coach told you to develop pieces and you develop them one-by-one.
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U develop your rook pawn first until it can’t move any further.Next,you move your knight pawn.when you finish developing your pawns,you develop your rook,knight,bishop,king.The develop ends when your king is checkmated
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when opponent gets puzzled by your sacrifice.

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When your every move is met with "Did you mean to do that?".