"After your queen sacrifice, you tell yourself, “At least he won't be using that pawn any more.”"
Somehow it comes to me the idea that depending on position this maybe is a good move.
Maybe is becouse I think the value of the pices is not setle by a system of points like pown=1 queen=9... but for the position on the board.
You're opponent always laughs at your moves.
You repeatedly lose to horrible players. It can't be an expection if it keeps happening...
In your local club they stoped giving the "last place" medal in tornaments, becouse you always win it.
You're opponent always laughs at your moves.
That's why I play online: I can't hear the laughing!
When you stand up, look at the board, go to your opponent's side, look at the board, push them off their chair, sit down in that chair, and look at the board there. You go back around to you side, and then say, "No matter where I look at it I'm winning!" You play 1. h4. :D 
(FINALLY I GOT THE COMPUTER BACK!)
When chess.com sends you a sorry card , once a week 
trust me some of it is not worth reading, specificaly where I called those who play Nc3 after Nf6 in the Alekhine wusses
Don't feel bad. I get annoyed by those who play Nc3 against the Alekhine as well.
Some of the more aggressive players play this:
Wow, DementedLogician. You have provided lots of laughs and some new and interesting ways to play openings. I personally use e4 as white a lot.
trust me some of it is not worth reading, specificaly where I called those who play Nc3 after Nf6 in the Alekhine wusses
Don't feel bad. I get annoyed by those who play Nc3 against the Alekhine as well.
Some of the more aggressive players play this:
Wow, DementedLogician. You have provided lots of laughs and some new and interesting ways to play openings. I personally use e4 as white a lot.
haha thanks. imagine this (this can also be a sign you are a bad chess player):
You sit down across from a little kid, and play your faithful opening, e4. He replies with the pirc defense, so naturally, you play d4. He gives you an unnerving smile, and watches your reaction as he slides the d6 pawn forwards another step.
you have 2 queens n put there king in check 3 times befor checkmate
When it is your turn and you cry out: "Mommy! Mommy!!!"
you have 2 queens n put there king in check 3 times befor checkmate
you make 8 pawn moves out of the first 10 moves
You prefer to have the dark square at your right elbow. Otherwise, you get snarky.
you have 2 queens n put there king in check 3 times befor checkmate
thx
You spend more time in the toilet stall with your smart phone than you do at the chess table.
you move fast n easy,then say to self.what a dumb move.
guys, GM clearly stands for General Motors. DUH!