so I'm a duck now.

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Destructimetal

Peak hole.

kadinisatryhard

Hey bup bup bup got any gya-

Destructimetal

Gya what?

kadinisatryhard

Gyap

Destructimetal

Okaaaay

7thDuckz
buzz960 wrote:

But, as it turns out, God didn't get obliterated and was only faking it, so he recreates the solar system and humanity, but allows the Duck to be King of Belgium since he decided to recreate the world as it was in 1890 for the funny.

God decides to obliterate ChessAce because of 57.

Chess.com players are just a different breed

buzz960

Meaning?

Creeperzillla

then bob bought the duck a Gameboy.

ConventOf_Nairland

(Ben's ghost re-appears in this new timeline as a new Ben as if nothing bad happened to him.)

Ben: I told you not to give the ducks anything!

Creeperzillla

bob says oops.

SixInchSamurai

Ok, you are a duck now.

ALEXC220
c124875 wrote:

A duck walk up to a lemonade stand

And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any grapes?"
The man said: "No, we just sell lemonade
But it's cold, and it's fresh, and it's all home-made!
Can I get you a glass?"
The duck said, "I'll pass."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
"Bom bom bom bom bom babom"
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
Hey! (bam bam bam), got any grapes?
The man said: "No, like I said yesterday
We just sell lemonade, okey?
Why not give it a try?"
The duck said. Good bye
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! (bam bam bam) Got any grapes?"
The man said: "Look, this is gettin' old
I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold
Why not give it a go?"
The duck said: "How about - no."
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand

And he said to the man runnin' the stand:
"Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any grapes?"
The man said: "That's it! If you don't stay away, duck
I'll glue you to a tree and leave you there all day stuck!
So don't get too close!
The duck said, Adios
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
'Til the very next day
When the duck walked up to the lemonade stand
And he said to the man runnin' the stand
"Hey! [(bam bam bam)] Got any glue?"
"What?" "Got any glue?" "No, why would I - oh..."
"Then one more question for you:
Got any grapes?"

And the man just stopped
The he started to smile
He started to laugh
He laughed for a while.
He said: "Come on, duck
Let's walk to the store
I'll buy you some grapes
So you don't have to ask anymore
So they walked to the store
And the man bought some grapes
He gave one to the duck
And the duck said: "Hmm, no thanks
But you know what sounds good?
It would make my day
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Do you think this store
Has any lemonade?"
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle waddle
Then he waddled away - waddle waddle

Creeperzillla

then a bomb went off

Destructimetal

... 'Til the very next day.

Creeperzillla

them Godzilla attacked

buzz960

And humanity walked away, wa-wa-wa-walk..

Creeperzillla

and then Godzilla was checkmated with a quadruple queen attack.

Creeperzillla

and he exploded.

Destructimetal

So he died. A duck walk up to a lemonade stand And he said to the man runnin' the stand "Hey [(bam bam bam)] Got any grapes?"

infernal_annihilator

Very brave of u