and even aliens with LED indicators to trace fart sound
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Soon bob becomes...tadahhhh... "The FartMaster"
an ancient Oriental martial art
the waitress drops dead instantly
the chef covers his nose and mouth with wassabi paste
the stench blocked he attacks bob with a fish knife
He then throws a dynamite roll at the chef, with real dynamite.
the chef somersault through the air slicing the dynamite into neat chunks.
he rolls the chunks in rice and seaweed ,and serves them as exploding sushi
bob is gobsmacked !
Then they are sent back in time...
...3 hours back, to be precise,
Where he learned how to be a Fart Master through a Slob
who was actually a wandering buddist fart master monk
Whose main Fart Style is a skunk
their is also cockroach style and rat style with varying degree's of stench
Not the loud kind of fart but the silent deadly fart so poisonus it could kill a human.