but, Anderson is a different person from Andersen, so now Andersen escapes from all punishment
This is Andersen the A pawn. Continue the story.
Brazil, where Andersen is quickly torn apart by various local fauna, but survives because plot armor, despite having just a head and one arm by the time the animals leave him alone.

and in that universe, was this random chess game https://www.chess.com/game/live/140449253277

Andersen the A pawn was walking down the street when
This should have been Anthony...since GM Anthony Miles was famous for opening with a3...or Anderssen with two S's for the name of the opening.

Andersen the A pawn was walking down the street when
This should have been Anthony...since GM Anthony Miles was famous for opening with a3...or Anderssen with two S's for the name of the opening.
bruh you ruined it
So Anderson destroyed the FBI