Welcome to Anarchy Chess II. All moves are valid. 🦆


A Death Star lands on the chessboard, obliterating all pawns on the board. Meanwile, the white bishop uses quantum physics to go to the A and H files respectively.

White: bishops turn on speedrunner mode and speedrun full diamond tools and armor, granting them 10 lives.

since the bishops are in speedrun mode, they noclip through black's turn and the king backwards long castles to q9, removing him from the board and nullifying black's ability to checkmate

whites bishops are in speedrun mode, but they go so fast they time travel to the original position, but now white has bishops on a3 and h3.

White sends in the air support, forcing black’s king to the center of the board, and he is then surrounded.