What Is the WORST chess opening ?

Also starting with the sodium attack is a really bad idea.

lmao

aggressive openings is the best for me

Whatever I play, I find all my chess openings equally worst

This is probably the worst one there's a game in the database for...

yet white had the better game

ow wow wow owo

hammerschlag

Or you can do this:

AAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDD here comes the best opening;1.Kxe8. Woho

If1.Kxe8 were allowed, black has a forced win: 1...Nh6 2.Kxd8 Nc6+ 3.Ke8 d6 4.any Ba3#

EDIT: the mate is infuriatingly tricky to find. However, black still has forced mate after 3.Kxc7

# Poem “Circles” Written by: T. Ponder “The game of Chess swirls whirls, pens poetry feeling blocks like leaves in a straight singular patter. If a circle is a circle while poetics portray a rhythm that flows backward forward toward a poem portrait portrayed something unknown”