What Is the WORST chess opening ?

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dorukemir
I know lots of openings, but don’t know the worst opening, so I wanted to ask you, what is the worst opening?
dorukemir
Maybe 1.f3 f6 2.Kf2 ?
dorukemir
That is called 🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️🧟‍♂️👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻💂🏿‍♀️💂🏿‍♀️👻👻🤬🤬👺👺👺🤡🤡🤡 opening
dorukemir
Or maybe 1.Na3!! ?
dorukemir
Oooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, 1.reSIGHN
dorukemir
What is it callled ? FOOLS mate ?
ChronosTL

Also starting with the sodium attack is a really bad idea.

DavidEricAshby
The Grob is terrible, it’s the worst opening that still sometimes sees the light of day.

The bong cloud attack where you start attacking by moving your King up the board on move 2 is so terrible that I don’t think that masters ever play it.
Annihilatior

lmao

Annihilatior

aggressive openings is the best for me

Balusaheb

Whatever I play, I find all my chess openings equally worst happy.png

literallyAmbiguous

This is probably the worst one there's a game in the database for...

 

gspaulsson

yet white had the better game

dorukemir

 

dorukemir

ow wow wow owo

 

testaaaaa

hammerschlag

dorukemir

Or you can do this:

 

dorukemir

AAAAAAAANNNNNNNNDDDD here comes the best opening;1.Kxe8. Woho

 

my137thaccount

If1.Kxe8 were allowed, black has a forced win: 1...Nh6 2.Kxd8 Nc6+ 3.Ke8 d6 4.any Ba3#

EDIT: the mate is infuriatingly tricky to find. However, black still has forced mate after 3.Kxc7

Author_T_Ponder

# Poem “Circles” Written by: T. Ponder “The game of Chess swirls whirls, pens poetry feeling blocks like leaves in a straight singular patter. If a circle is a circle while poetics portray a rhythm that flows backward forward toward a poem portrait portrayed something unknown”