What kind of Chess Player i don't want to play with!

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Don't be such a butt plug!.. It'll never reach that ratio..It's just a dream..

 

 

Of mine!

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We are dreamers of the Big Dream!

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Oh yes Don!..I could..no you could...We could...

If i get banned ....Tell my mother..I love her..

Where was i? ....Ah yes..We could..........We should..

Have a game of chess..And be freinds once again..

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DENVERHIGH wrote:
gattaca wrote:
DENVERHIGH wrote:   So you dislike Karpov, Kramnik, Petrosian, Smyslov just to name a few among the greatest chess players this world ever knew.

I like games that have action. I don't dislike those champions you mentioned. I dislike playing positional games. I start to sacrifice pieces just to liven it up.

 

1) Karpov, Kramnik, Petrosian, Smyslov are posiotional games players.

2) You dislike the Positionalist. (Now you change and say you dislike playing positional games which still tend to dislike positional games themselves.)

3) Hence, you dislike games of positional players which I express as you dislike positional players.

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Jees! Gattaca your like a cold shower.

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Stevie65 wrote:

Jees! Gattaca your like a cold shower.

You're* welcome.

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i think Denverhigh already said more or less he didn't like their style. his preference i guess, we all have our own

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Stevie65 wrote:

Jees! Gattaca your like a cold shower.

in winter

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Right yer..erm..Ah!  The OP.. erm..the three A's...I'll click all three just so i can get back to the forums..Thats it yes!

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1. The deaf mutes, who even in non-blitz games reply neither to your "Hi!", nor to your "gg" or similar, whatever the outcome.

2. The deaf mutes who immediately want a rematch.

3. Sandbaggers with a best rating of (your rating) +500, who sacrifice everything from the Queen down and are using you to lose rating points to get below 1200 / 1500 / whatever, in order to enter a tournament and try to win a meaningless trophy. There they tend to meet three other sandbaggers however, and withdraw after their first lost game, distorting the results for others.

4. As Black: anyone who has really mastered the Scotch opening and its variants as White. Yes I know, I should read more about it; but I just hate it and would rather spend my time studying the intricacies of the Alapin defence to the Sicilian, or the King´s gambit. The Scotch opening is the second worst thing ever to come out of that otherwise beautiful country.

5. Top of the list: deaf mute sandbaggers who play perfect Scotch as White before deliberately losing, and who then want a rematch :) (Remedy - accept the rematch, hit them with the King´s gambit and ply them with questions about their personal life during the middle game, before deliberately losing on time).

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DonJuan_DeMarco wrote:

Athlete ... runs from the game and lets the clock run down ?

you got it, " BULLSEYE " ...

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nyLsel wrote:

Interesting one, how about the players who are rude when losing?

well as i said, chess is a fun game.  there is always a rude players in any games, event & even in life.  people like them just don't know how to accept losing, they even throw trash talking instead of being a good competitor...

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DonJuan_DeMarco wrote:

i like a lot of different types of position .... doggy ... oh sorry! this is chess isn't it!

Who don't like doggy? The Hypocrite? Anyway, Chess is position even in the beginning & end of the game. it is a way where you can win or lose a game. 

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bronsteinitz wrote:

Ventriculist : produces more wind than play

Copyist: plays book moves until library stops and looses 5 moves later

I do agree...