loooooooolllllllllll, very funny
What's your kind of chess?
Snob chess (no pawns).
Gambler's chess (only the knights) (they play the horses, get it?)
Zoning Law chess (no rooks).
Egoist's chess (a lone king in the middle of the board).

Snob chess (no pawns).
Gambler's chess (only the knights) (they play the horses, get it?)
Zoning Law chess (no rooks).
Egoist's chess (a lone king in the middle of the board).
Ahaha. Clever!

http://www.edcollins.com/chess/chess-comics.htm
you should really take a look at this.
Chess comics...
I couldn't stop laughing when I first saw this! Thought I should share. Anything to add?