why you should not play the Sicilian

Chess321Chess

The Sicilian is a well known opening. However, it is a fatal blunder for black from move 1. Why you ask? Because of a fatal opening trap set by White.

 

And that is why the Sicilian Defense is refuted.
Fine print: Caution. The above mentioned opening trap should only be attempted with chess players with a sense of humor. Attempting to try out this opening in against a serious chess player or GM may get you in serious trouble. I do not take any responsibility of any injury caused from throwing chess pieces around. If you actually take this opening seriously, please consult your doctor. You may be suffering from extreme stupidity.
Tatiana92

hehe, that made me laughLaughing

SchofieldKid

But who can forget the marvelous crap throwing ape attack for black?

Chessismaths

lol. this is very funny nice work. LaughingLaughingLaughing

antity

kudos 321 made me laugh a lot too

loved

2 ... Kxd8 "forced" lol

I tried something like this once at my chess club but it was during the endgame when my bishop had gotten trapped. Unfortunately, my opponent required me to follow the standard chess rules and, consequently, I lost the game.

Chess321Chess

Next up, the King's gambit.

EdyEdd

:)) god this is so funny stuff !

jjeffrey

Bravo Chess321 !!  I have never laughed so hard on this site !!

7thSense

LOL THIS IS SO FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!

FifthDimension

rotflmfao keep posting plz

LAexpress12

how do u make illegal moves? i dont have the option to do so in my board editor.

Math_MDay

After losing every game I play on here that was a welcome relief!!!

Savage1707

=) =) =)

Chess321Chess

If black tries to decline the King's gambit...

TheHungiChief

LOL 'black was mated!'

Chess321Chess

More e4 lines

 

One week later...
Black K: Hey! Where's the White king?!
White Q: He's out of town running some errands.
Black K: Phew. At last, I finally get a break. That nutcase has been doing... um.. you know... all week long.
White Q: I know what you mean. I have no idea why I married him in the first place.
Black K: Yeah... ok. We battle tomorrow.





The next day:
Black K: Good morning everyone. It's a wonderful day! If only we didn't have to battle that crazy White King. You know what I mean?
Black K: Um... hello?
Black K: Queenie?
Black K: Are you there????
Black K: Hahahahaah... nice joke... very funny... hahaha.. heheheh.. um... ha?!
Is anybody there???
Black K: Guys?!

*Black King turns on light*

 
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DrSpudnik

Maybe you should offer this advice to the people who post the "what game should I play?" question. 

Chess321Chess

Lol. These were just random jokes i thought up of. Hope you guys like them. Wink

SyafiqAzizi1

I couldn't stop laughing..Haha. Good joke