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Michael Jackson's Opening : Moonwalking Pawns Variaition
these stuffs make me laugh..lol 
Have fun!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 
:-)
7thSense wrote:
Chessismaths wrote:
FullmetalAlchemist wrote:
how do you do illeagal moves on board editor? i cant do it!!!
there should be a box next to the words "enforce legal moves". Just have that box unchecked and you should be able to make illegal moves
still wont let me do it
Even though I think you know it here it it again.Go to the PGN file and type in what you want.
These are really getting old, but for some reason, i still laugh every time i see them.
The poor King
The forgotten method to win K+B+N vs. K:
Lol
Mar 1, 2012
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#93
You know what amazes me, that people do no longer play the Genghis Khan Counter Attack at the Caro Kann Defense.
It was a very successful at the Asian Open tournaments in the 13th century.
Humorous.
(white king is off the board)
Black king: Where's your king, white?
white queen: (roars loudly) going off to do some prepping in town!
black king: WHAT???
white queen: we'll fight tomorrow...
*black king spits and goes out to town*
<><>ONE MORE DAY<><>
Black king: Ugh! *stretches*
Black king: I'm fighting before breakfast...
black king: we're gonna lose...
black king: hello? anyone there?
black king: i feel ticklish
*black king turns on light*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!
You know what amazes me, no one plays the Idol Variation of the 1... f6 game.
It worked for three GMs at the US Open because they were watching American Idol and learned the Idol Variation of 1... f6. The opponent was forced to play 1... f6 or else they would be shot.
The GMs where GM_GengisKhan, GM_GenghisLee, and GM_SophiaLee.
The way to prevent it is black playing other than 1... f6, but they would get shot.
Mate in 14 is forced with two knights and two bishops. The two-queen sacrifice was very successful.
Event: 1... f6 tournament: Idol Variation of 1... f6 Game
Site: Terrorist City
Round 2
Date: December 31, 2011
ECO: F37
1-0
Mar 13, 2012
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#97
lakersmyth wrote:
OMG i just loved the <*Black King turns on light*> joke
just couldnt stop laughing
i dont get it
Mar 14, 2012
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#99
I came here because I thought someone might have cracked my dragon :|
XD
FutbolStar5 wrote:
I remember when I was 6 and my favorite move was "The Wipeout" (This is a high strategy move where you take you king and knock all of the oponent's pieces off the board.) My second favorite was "The Rocketship" (You pick up your king side rook and knock down the oponent's king.)
Did anybody else have these kinds of "favorite" moves?
My favorite is one called "THE KING WANTS A SODA!" In it, the story is that the king wanted a soda (Probably a Sprite) and couldn't find one, so he just knocks down the whole board.