I was too busy looking at memes of donald tump
I lost because my opponent beat me up after I said that Donald Trump has so far done a good job as president.
I was too busy looking at memes of donald tump
I lost because my opponent beat me up after I said that Donald Trump has so far done a good job as president.
I lost because I played a friend from Russia online, but Putin came in through my computer ports and told me to resign so I could kill trump. So I did. The problem is, when he left, he took my Magnum!
Winning a chess game is copyrighted by Starbucks, so it's illegal for me to win unless I pay $15,000 beforehand for EACH time I win. And I can't afford to win even once, so I always lose.
Winning a chess game is copyrighted by Starbucks, so it's illegal for me to win unless I pay $15,000 beforehand for EACH time I win. And I can't afford to win even once, so I always lose.
Don‘t be liying of making me laugh! That is not true! Sorry that is not an excuse (what I just said).
Winning a chess game is copyrighted by Starbucks, so it's illegal for me to win unless I pay $15,000 beforehand for EACH time I win. And I can't afford to win even once, so I always lose.
Don‘t be liying of making me laugh! That is not true! Sorry that is not an excuse (what I just said).
Who ever said?
Winning a chess game is copyrighted by Starbucks, so it's illegal for me to win unless I pay $15,000 beforehand for EACH time I win. And I can't afford to win even once, so I always lose.
Don‘t be liying of making me laugh! That is not true! Sorry that is not an excuse (what I just said).
Who ever said?
The person I quoted.
please leave out any politics
I was disqualified because the moderator mistook a joke for actual politics.
I performed a ritual sacrifice on all of my pieces so Satan would make me win, but he made me lose he is a bad Satan.
I played against a born again christian who thought I was a bad Satan. Between moves, I had to listen to a diatribe about not really being bad but just being unforgiven. It got so bad after a while that I had to resign to get away. It was then that I realized who the real bad Satan was.