Worst Tips For Chess

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throw up on the board

 

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Mate always check the check mate and checkmate because mate it's better to be checked mate than being checkmated by a Czech mate with a cheque mate wearing check mate.

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throw the opponenent's pieces that are most dangerous to you on the tournament director

 

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play lots of bullet so you will be used to playing quick and will never get into time trouble in longer games

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"Stick to your principles Bobby.  No way FIDE will ever strip you of your title!"

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"This is called a rook.... this one is called a bishop... and this piece here is called a horsey."

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Select "blindfold" option for pieces.

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Bring out your most powerful pieces first! You queen and 2 rooks.

Avatar of Bad_Dobby_Fischer

the king is the strongest piece because he is worth infinity points so take him out with the Accelerated Yifan Attack: 1.f3 --- 2.Kf2 --- 3.Kg3 and so on

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he king is the strongest piece so command him to beat up your opponent 

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pretend to sneeze and knock off all the pieces off the board and hide your opponents king in your pocket. Then say i win!! wink.png

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if u lose at a tournament write down the posting 10 to 0

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If you're in time trouble it's OK to piss at the table.

Avatar of Nerevarri

Move your f pawn as soon as possible to give your king an escape square

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"Want some beer🍺?"before the chess game.
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solve math problems while playing bullet

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play 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bullet games at the same time

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lol

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1.Do F2-F3 or F7-F6 at the beginning of the game

2.Develop your knights into the corners

3.Throw all your pieces

4.Capture all the pawns even if it means a queen or rook sacrifice

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5.If you are losing say "There is a scorpion behind you" When he/she looks back eat his queen and bishop