Your Chess Horoscope #1

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Only a people have mastered the art of fortune telling through the analysis of chess game. I am one of them :O

By analysing your playing style, your move choices, etc. I can decipher your personality traits and tell you the outcome of your fate and your destiny

Post a game of you playing your best against an opponent of similar rating, and I will tell you your future.

*DISCLAIMER: This is a free and obviously satirical service. Any accuracy in results or resemblance of actual future events to the future foretold is totally coincidential. Use at your own risk and leisure.

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What personality is this one?

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Not knowing when to resign is pretty much its own personality trait. Not much left to explain.

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Can you say "thanatos"?

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Insight gained. Zombie sagitarius.

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I am a Libra. What does my chess future hold?

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Quit now while you can!

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On balance you're doomed varelse1.

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coneheadzombie wrote:
 

I played this game before. Hopefully you can gain insight into my personality.

I WAS WHITE.

Ahh.. yes. The good old-fashioned Fool's Mate.

Only one things lies in your future: you shall be a king among many kings, and many kingdoms shall fall in a short, but swift battle to the death.

Yes I tend to be quite vague.

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DrSpudnik wrote:

Not knowing when to resign is pretty much its own personality trait. Not much left to explain.

I'll be the judge of that for this horoscope.

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Post like a seven year old girl now....please!

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sipawitz wrote:

Post like a seven year old girl now....please!

What?

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coneheadzombie wrote:
VULPES_VULPES wrote:
coneheadzombie wrote:
 

I played this game before. Hopefully you can gain insight into my personality.

I WAS WHITE.

Ahh.. yes. The good old-fashioned Fool's Mate.

Only one things lies in your future: you shall be a king among many kings, and many kingdoms shall fall in a short, but swift battle to the death.

Yes I tend to be quite vague.

Isn't that 2 things?

Exactly. I never specified whether you are the king that falls or defeats all the other kings.

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What about me?

http://www.chess.com/livechess/game?id=552470697

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VULPES_VULPES wrote:
sipawitz wrote:

Post like a seven year old girl now....please!

What?

I believe sipawitz was talking about your "about me" page.

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You are quite clever. You are able to spy weaknesses of your enemies and exploit them with relative ease. You have a sharp eye and tongue and a gift of calculation. However, the parameters you yourself set with your way of thinking limits what you can do.

Favorite Chess Piece: Queen

Favorite Opening: Italian Game

Likes: Coffee, Chess, Health Food, Walks in the Park

Dislikes: Cats, Books, Boredom, Anarchism

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coneheadzombie wrote:
VULPES_VULPES wrote:
coneheadzombie wrote:
VULPES_VULPES wrote:
coneheadzombie wrote:
 

I played this game before. Hopefully you can gain insight into my personality.

I WAS WHITE.

Ahh.. yes. The good old-fashioned Fool's Mate.

Only one things lies in your future: you shall be a king among many kings, and many kingdoms shall fall in a short, but swift battle to the death.

Yes I tend to be quite vague.

Isn't that 2 things?

Exactly. I never specified whether you are the king that falls or defeats all the other kings.

LOL. What about my personality, gender, and favorite animal?

I can only give you chess-related facts. And please post an actual game that showcase the best of your abilities.

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alrighty, let me go find a game

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take a look at this game, i thought i was for sure lost at the beginning

http://www.chess.com/echess/game?id=70150524

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