What personality is this one?
Your Chess Horoscope #1

I played this game before. Hopefully you can gain insight into my personality.
I WAS WHITE.
Ahh.. yes. The good old-fashioned Fool's Mate.
Only one things lies in your future: you shall be a king among many kings, and many kingdoms shall fall in a short, but swift battle to the death.
Yes I tend to be quite vague.

Not knowing when to resign is pretty much its own personality trait. Not much left to explain.
I'll be the judge of that for this horoscope.

I played this game before. Hopefully you can gain insight into my personality.
I WAS WHITE.
Ahh.. yes. The good old-fashioned Fool's Mate.
Only one things lies in your future: you shall be a king among many kings, and many kingdoms shall fall in a short, but swift battle to the death.
Yes I tend to be quite vague.
Isn't that 2 things?
Exactly. I never specified whether you are the king that falls or defeats all the other kings.

Post like a seven year old girl now....please!
What?
I believe sipawitz was talking about your "about me" page.

What about me?
You are quite clever. You are able to spy weaknesses of your enemies and exploit them with relative ease. You have a sharp eye and tongue and a gift of calculation. However, the parameters you yourself set with your way of thinking limits what you can do.
Favorite Chess Piece: Queen
Favorite Opening: Italian Game
Likes: Coffee, Chess, Health Food, Walks in the Park
Dislikes: Cats, Books, Boredom, Anarchism

I played this game before. Hopefully you can gain insight into my personality.
I WAS WHITE.
Ahh.. yes. The good old-fashioned Fool's Mate.
Only one things lies in your future: you shall be a king among many kings, and many kingdoms shall fall in a short, but swift battle to the death.
Yes I tend to be quite vague.
Isn't that 2 things?
Exactly. I never specified whether you are the king that falls or defeats all the other kings.
LOL. What about my personality, gender, and favorite animal?
I can only give you chess-related facts. And please post an actual game that showcase the best of your abilities.

take a look at this game, i thought i was for sure lost at the beginning
http://www.chess.com/echess/game?id=70150524
Only a people have mastered the art of fortune telling through the analysis of chess game. I am one of them :O
By analysing your playing style, your move choices, etc. I can decipher your personality traits and tell you the outcome of your fate and your destiny
Post a game of you playing your best against an opponent of similar rating, and I will tell you your future.
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