Are you sure that's an NM? Why is his rating so low? Why did he give away a pawn on move 7 in an Online Chess Game?
I beat an NM!

Bullet's not quite the same, because you're playing the whole game at once rather than making a move and going on to the next game like you would in a simul.

u r really bad at chess; so am I but at least I know it
i know, you don't need to tell me.

I was lucky to win for two reasons:
A) he's playing something like three hundred games at once and
b) he blundered.
Oh, and I spent a few hours or more on each move while he took about five seconds each.
He's a helluva nice guy, by the way.

I don't think nOcHeaTiNgKiD is really a NM! Why is he not rated 2200? I am rated higher than him! And why does he lose to low rated people?
Since he has the NM title listed, he most certainly is an NM (they verify the accounts and titles). Chess.com ratings really don't mean a whole lot, in the greater scheme of things, and his rating can be low for any number of reasons.
http://www.chess.com/echess/game?id=110030092