I mated with a horse for the first time (that I can remember)

Aww, was it also the horse's first time? 

Don’t need to lower the tone like that, you’re better than this autobunny/bunicula 

its a knight not a horse

you remind me of my brother

Your brother mated with a horse as well?  This is becoming trendy. 

bruh mate with bunnies.

I mated with a horse for the first time (that I can remember)

Just saying, but my first thought wasn't checkmate. You may want to watch how you word things...

What if my spouse is a bunny?  Hope they use clean green energy in hell. 

Wow 13 replies in and not one person or bunny has even mentioned the game this forum is showing or the checkmate.

These forums have gotten worse than I thought.

It's tradition.  We're not to blame. 

The thread title just sounds so so wrong!

no, he calls knights horses

and he's not good at chess (we count how many times he wins and its only 5

How can one not love the houyhnhnms, the kindest of all beings? It was just a matter of time, we all knew this was going to happen.

And ofc you’re just the innocent party who happens to be born in 1969??

I looked at the game. I'm not sure why you played h6, but it looked okay other than that. The mating sequence was clever, and your opponent walked right into it. Of course, I'm just a lowly 1400, so don't take my word for it.

Thanks, I got lucky really as he played Nb1 which was suicidal.  h6 was more of a stalling move I usually play to make the kingside more protected, although it isn’t as effective here as my bishop was blocked from getting to h7

This is a man/woman of culture.

So for a while I was confused by the title, I then figured out the intended meaning and started laughing like a maniac