lol is what i have to say for my opponents play

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RyanMK
NSgenius wrote:

lol this is great, I think Dawson may have both proved me right and be number 5 on my list of immature chess playing Canadians. Please someone prove me wrong - I love Canada, I want to love Canadian chess players too!! 

(ps "England bitch" = nice touch!)


 Pyke is pretty nice, but otherwise dawson1038 is pretty impressive =)

KriptikMike

WOW. What has the U.S. ever done to Dawson1038? What makes him think that he's better than everybody else? This jerk has some serious problems...

KriptikMike

Oh, and I am not fat nor uneducated. I got all A's through high school.

NSgenius
RyanMK wrote:
NSgenius wrote:

lol this is great, I think Dawson may have both proved me right and be number 5 on my list of immature chess playing Canadians. Please someone prove me wrong - I love Canada, I want to love Canadian chess players too!! 

(ps "England bitch" = nice touch!)


 Pyke is pretty nice, but otherwise dawson1038 is pretty impressive =)


Lol pikey (is that what you meant?) is a great insult! He is impressive, I've never seen one person who managed to abuse so many nationalities in one thread! I count American, English, Australian and Mexican so far Laughing

RyanMK

pikey? I was talking about the member Pyke.

NSgenius
RyanMK wrote:

pikey? I was talking about the member Pyke.


See that makes more sense! Smile

brianb42

Tripled pawns! I thought that only happened in fantasy problems.

Nytik
tonydal wrote:

You think that's bad--I once had the following occur to me as Black:

 

 


Better than half the opponents I play OTB who play Nf6 and say goodbye to their bishop...

bigmac30

The opening is variation of phiadors defence also known as the lion the best moves if de the ...de qxd8 kinq d8 Bc4 Be6 Bxe6 fe then the positon is eqal dificult to break through but it's like the benoni if you don't know it don't play it

KAKROACH

Canadian or comedian?

hazenfelts

An early opening mistake that I remember making. Although no material is gained black can no longer castle.  I think that I tried to get my king into a playable position and then trade off to get into the endgame as quick as possible.  (Or maybe I decided that's what I should have done looking back) Once in the endgame the king should be already activated and helping out with trying to promote

ringwraith10
Dawson1038 wrote:
mosqutip wrote:

Canada: America's hat.

On an unrelated note, d6 is quite typical, and in no way a bad move, yet Nxd8 is quite bad. 12...b6 was also bad, but you didn't play like a magician or anything, so there is absolutely no reason to childishly make fun of your opponent.


 Canada- America's Brain

(Since Americans are fat and uneducated) Hey American, a brain is something in your head. Fat is the heavy stuff on your body. Uneducated is stupid or dumb. :). Thought you would like to know.


wow... you can shut your mouth

 

oh and- nice rating you got there

Flamma_Aquila

Here is a Scotch Game I played OTB yesterday. I called it "The Drunken Scottsman"

He was pretty pissed. Tongue out

bigpoison
Dawson1038 wrote:

 Too bad we are, even Canada's smartness cannot improve America's stupidity. :(.We might as well destroy U.S.A. and Mexicans, maybe South America can be smarter!


Yeah, good luck with that one.

mosqutip
Ringwraith2021 wrote:
Dawson1038 wrote:
mosqutip wrote:

Canada: America's hat.

On an unrelated note, d6 is quite typical, and in no way a bad move, yet Nxd8 is quite bad. 12...b6 was also bad, but you didn't play like a magician or anything, so there is absolutely no reason to childishly make fun of your opponent.


 Canada- America's Brain

(Since Americans are fat and uneducated) Hey American, a brain is something in your head. Fat is the heavy stuff on your body. Uneducated is stupid or dumb. :). Thought you would like to know.


wow... you can shut your mouth

 

oh and- nice rating you got there


Lol, he's 1 in 6 with an 850 and I, as the American, am the dumb one.

Krish30

okay i was using lol as a way to explain how my opponent played considering i am only 13 it was the first word that came to my head a wasnt laghing at him or anyone else i used to play like that a couple months ago, and just to clear up were all equals!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jerry2468

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooolll

jerry2468

cool my post goes off the page

eaglex

cool

tarikhk
Dawson1038 wrote:
jerry2468 wrote:

HAT?


 No, Canada is America's Brain


No, Canada is England's bitch.Now stop playing chess and get me some tea, you cowardly, loyalist scum. You can ask an American for it, seeing how much tea they owe us. Go down Boston way.

 

and tonydal; What would you suggest instead of 5...d6? I hate playing the scotch as black.