They move their king back and forth 3 times and claim 3 move repetition.
they castle kingside and put the rook on e1 and king on h1.
You knock over your king accidently reaching for a piece and they claim a win because you resigned.
They claim an illegal move when you castle queenside.
Bishops change colors as they move along the diagonal
Knight suddenly move in strange L shapes. both bigger and smaller.
They claim winning chances with a bare king
They have or know someone that has a secret opening that can beat anyone.
They have never lost a game before.
true stories! Coaching kids I have heard all these and more.
They will play the accelerated Parham
And claim it beats everything.