100 reasons you suck at chess

If you develop your queen on move 2 or 3

42. you keep your king in the center

If you don't castle before move 10

43. you never develop

44. you don't know who Magnus carlsen is

45. you dont know what wgm is

46. you don't know what the london is

47. you discover the London

21. you need to go to the gym

48. your pfp is a cat (passive aggressiveness)

You played weird openings

49. you play the coca cola gambit

55. you only know brainrot

If you play the Meadow Hay Mistake

56. you play blunders in every game

57. You rely on Game Analysis too much

58. if you had to choose between a fish and a cat you would choose the cat

59. you don't spend time to look around the board and assess threats

60. You play an opening you saw on YouTube without studying all counter attacks

61. you see threats but you dont care because you only care about your threats