Haggard-CC wrote:
67. stare into your opponents eyes very seriously
Lemme guess.... You must be playing skype chess.
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Apr 28, 2015
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#84
73. Call your opponent on the phone and tell him/her they're taking too long.
74. In the chat window, ask opponent if they're playing the Hoisin/Belitnikoff Gambit Declined. You will win on time while they research and try to figure out what this is...
75. Make Bananas Foster and offer some to opponent in the chat window.
76. Calculate 100! (one hundred, factorial)
Take a "dump".
Apr 28, 2015
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#87
Make yourself a tunafish sandwich....
then eat said tuna fish sandwich:D
clms_chess wrote:
Make yourself a tunafish sandwich....
Oh crap, I think I hear the cat coming.
82. Replace the chess clock with a whoopie cushion while my opponent is distracted
83. Bake a pi.
Kiss the cat.
85. Silently tap out 100 Bottles of Beer on the Wall with your finger on the chess table.
86. Walk away from the table and stare absent-mindedly into the distance.
When they make a move haphazardly blitz out your 100% correct move, making sure to knock some pieces over and double tap the clock. Throw in a subtle scoff for good measure.
Psychological advantage acquired.
87. For even more psychological trickery, keep a fixed stare on your opponent at all times.
86. Walk away from the table and stare absent-mindedly into the distance.
When they make a move haphazardly blitz out your 100% correct move...
I wonder why no one considers saying "bullet out your move..."
88. Consider which of the chess pieces has the funniest name when spelled backwards. (I think nwap is the funniest.)
89. go back to "
ing" my girlfriend.
90. The most obvious thing to do.
THINK ABOUT YOUR NEXT MOVE
This is personal experience. 
67. stare into your opponents eyes very seriously