1000 Things to Do if Your Favorite Chess Player Came Into Your Room

put them back into their grave.

lol

27. Take selfie, but without player in it. Post on online chess forum in front of player, and enjoy comments of doubt while getting pointers from said player. Take selfie with player later.

Ask them to coach me  will never happen

Call an exorciust

28. Ask them to pay for your Diamond membership xb

29. Kill him and put him back in the grave

30. Tell him to get out of your room

31. Scream "MOMMY!!!!! there's a zombie in my room!!! AAAAAAA"

32. Give him a lollipop

33. throw him out the window

34. Say "DIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

35. Tell him "You are a worthless little old man that's DEAD!"

36. Get off the chess forums.

Oh yeahhhhh!!

38. Ask him to teach @nyahjude how to count. 

41. Nothing