dfgh123 wrote:
how is the fold in the page possible without distorting the top,,
The magic of photoshop.
A Chess Widow's Lament
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Oct 23, 2021
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batgirl wrote:
kamalakanta wrote:
Wahahahaha!
Okay, God created the Heavens and the Earth, and Light and Darkness, etc. Then He created Adam, the first man.
So, Adam was minding his own business in the Garden of Eden, when God approached him....
God: Adam, are you feeling lonely?
Adam: yes, a little, I guess.....
God: Well, I have created a companion for you.
Adam: Where is he?
God: No, it is not a man; it is a woman.
Adam: What is a woman?
And God explained what a woman was......
God: By the way, I want you to have children.
Adam: What is children?
And God explained what children were, and what you have to do to make children, etc.....
Adam: Okay, so where is she?
God: She is over there in that cave. Go there and stay a few days, and then come back.
And God waited.......and waited.......
Finally God could see Adam coming back.
God: So, how did it go?
Adam: What's a headache?
ha.
Madam, i'm Adam..... palindromically speaking.
If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic!
Oct 24, 2021
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#25
Makes a chess-playing husband reflect and readjust to companionship as opposed to obsession. Funny topic, though.
Great post
Oct 24, 2021
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#28
korotky_trinity wrote:
JamieDelarosa wrote:
batgirl wrote:
korotky_trinity wrote:
God created the Woman , Devil invented Chess.
G_d created man, realized all the mistakes, then created an updated model.
Well, in Judaic mythology the first woman was Lilith, who turned out to be a she-demon of the night, and queen of the succubi.
Oh... no !
I never hear about that.
And is there this story in Bible too?
Then she was like my ex-wife.
It's very personal and sad story.
wahahahahaha!
"I realize that any man who talks to a machine has problems..."
It's obvious this person never worked in IT. The things I would sometimes call machines would melt my monitor if typed.
I never like playing my girlfriend. The choices are getting frustrated trying to play near her level to give her a good game or irritating her by beating her quickly. Frustration is generally prefered.
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how is the fold in the page possible without distorting the top.