Accountability Thread

If you do not see a title next to my username by the end of 2027 then I will record a video of me eating a bar of soap and upload it to this thread 

Someone remind me. I'll fr do it, I promise

Alarm clock 31st december 2027 set

let your cat roll on it first

i dont want u to die bro…..

but if it motivates u then go for it we getting this title

Nah dw I won't, ez title

Can eating soap even kill you

“teenager dies after he made the dumbest challenge of all time on a chess site, news reporters say he wanted a title to play titled tuesday. Seems like he will have to play from heaven”

Is this even a real question bro??

the bald downvoters are back lmao

according to my calculations, if you swallow a soap bar whole, then chances are you will not feel very good afterwards

Ok 1 bite then? I think a whole bar is a bit much

Apparently edible soap exists

whats wrong with making it a 1000 pushup challenge? 100 per day for 10 days cannot be fatal

"potentially harmful" you are the essence of optimism

That's cheating bruh

Ok maybe I can run like 20 miles or smth instead

also how do you bite accidentally

Maybe you could sleepwalk and eat it

Or you could let the impulsive thoughts win idk

Do you mean a FIDE over the board title?

Or a FIDE online title?

Or something else?

why does that make sense