[actual noob here] how is this a draw?


The opponent's king is not being attacked, yet if it were to move anywhere, it would be in check. Since you are not allowed to move into check, the game ends. I agree, being up 50 points and not winning is frustrating, but you'll learn.

I love clearing up this misconception. Stalemate does not mean you will capture the king next move, it simply means that side has no legal moves whatsoever. This position is also a stalemate caused by white:
So stalemate does not mean the stalemated side would have lost. The losing side can also cause a stalemate. It just means the game can't continue.

Stalemate means you have no legal moves, but you are not in check. In some chess variants, the stalemated player loses, and in others, the stalemated player wins. In regular chess and in most chess variants, when a player is stalemated, it’s a draw.

If a player has such an overwhelming superiority and can't manage to checkmate the opponent they don't deserve the full point.
how about read the actual definition of a stalemate, and realize that calling it a stalemate is completely retarded?
"The logic is that you can't win the game without threatening the enemy king"
..................... ok? so?
Give up Chess if you cannot handle the rules.