age 40, want to be the grandmaster

You can become a GM at age 40 no doubt about it! Don't listen to the negative people here.

I would say 10 hours a day of study chess ( everything not just tactics), 6 days a week, no alcohol and healthy lifestyle( lots of physical exercising), plenty of sleep, 10 years time you CAN become GM.

Never mind the fact that its never been done ... 

I want to be a unicorn.

Better chance you'd get a date with Kim Kardashian and it would probably be more fun.

She is deformed and ugly.

I actually think she is ugly too and so are today's professional models imo . 

I prefer this, anyway, that's not my wife.

I would do Kim or Paris in a New York minute.

Try to be good in trolling. 

It is sooooooooooooo funny and easier than to become a GM, specially in your 40's.

I take it this sentence is in the subjunctive mood.