Best excuses for losing an OTB match:

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Two words: Bad Breath!Surprised

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Only had pocket Rybka, opponent had pocket Zappa


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Studied book "How to Beat Bobby Fischer"; was unprepared for other opponents
Avatar of TonightOnly

Hahaha

 

I love that last one. 


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anyone have any humorous excuses for losing a match? c'mon use a little gray matter now.
Avatar of HowDoesTheHorseMove
Was thinking of asking my opponent out on a date. Thought beating me would warm her up to the idea.
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Similarly, I thought beating her would get the date(fear works).  I was disqualified.
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I tried to play the pope, but he made me confess my strategy.
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