Can I Become GM in 29 Days?

you got a 10 hour GM thingy? dang it, gotta beat that guy out. I say you can do it in 5!

For a GM status I would need crib notes or a certificate from Ebay.

Can anyone arrange this? 

Bored, aren't you, OP? 

Some folks have serious questions about improving. This is just nonsense and neither witty nor funny.

I too have serious questions about improving! How can we improve the ability of dingbats to detect satire?

Because board games are so serious right?  Let's not forget chess is, after all, just a game.

chess is just a game that people take seriously...so just like any other game

Yes and finger off the "o".

I dont think you can enter 3 GM norm tournaments in 29 days even if you could win them all unless you travel by jetplane

Ivandh owns his own jetpack.

thank you for the motivation

Me too, but when did I write that?  Lol.