I forever want to be thy serf, if thou deem me worthy of thy presence.
Carlsen, still our lord and saviour
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Nov 30, 2016
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Karjakin thought he could trick our lord by not attacking, but he was not worthy of the title, and he was punished as the false prophet he is.
kingofshedinjas wrote:
Oh, lord Sven Magnus Øen Carlsen, thou beat the false prophet Sergey Karjakin by using thy glorious powers. Thy feats will forever be remembered. I am not worthy of thy greatness, but thou allowed me to watch how thou obliterated the evil Sergey, and how thou saved us from his boredom
I bestow the title of Draw Master upon thee, a title thou shall forever hold, nobody else will. Because only thou art able of drawing with such elegance, nobody else has ever won, and will never win by drawing so much, and in such a wonderful manner
Magnus observed my games and learnt THE BRAIN FRY ATTACK.
That Qh6+ was typical.
Here you can learn THE BRAIN FRY ATTACK too:
Nov 30, 2016
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Kitteh-vs-Predator wrote:
it was a bit like the election, who is the least bad of the two.
Not really, the title is open for anyone. I'm pleased Carlsen won, now he can learn how to make interviews/press conferences bearable.
Nov 30, 2016
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#6
Bilbo21 wrote:
Kitteh-vs-Predator wrote:
it was a bit like the election, who is the least bad of the two.
Not really, the title is open for anyone. I'm pleased Carlsen won, now he can learn how to make interviews/press conferences bearable.
Well, let's look at the the bright side, people were interested in the press conference the day Carlsen refused to wait. So at least it was entertaining once.
Dec 1, 2016
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#7
Oh, Draw Master Carlsen please enlighten us by teaching us how to play the Ruy López once and again.
I noticed that Carlsen was always very lovely to the kids that asked questions.
Dec 1, 2016
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#9
I'm reading the OP and can't help comment to myself - how come OP missed the chance to use the word "obliterateth" - which would have immortalized the thread.
Yes, you can edit it - but we know that it won't be the same.
kingofshedinjas wrote:
Oh, Draw Master Carlsen please enlighten us by teaching us how to play the Ruy López once and again.
That's easy!
And that's how you play the Ruy like a true grandmaster.
Dec 1, 2016
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solskytz wrote:
I'm reading the OP and can't help comment to myself - how come OP missed the chance to use the word "obliterateth" - which would have immortalized the thread.
Yes, you can edit it - but we know that it won't be the same.
Sadly, my knowledge of Old English is limited.
Dec 1, 2016
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#12
Carla-Magnusson wrote:
I noticed that Carlsen was always very lovely to the kids that asked questions.
annoyingly lovely at times (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaqbzE4iGIU)
Oh, lord Sven Magnus Øen Carlsen, thou beat the false prophet Sergey Karjakin by using thy glorious powers. Thy feats will forever be remembered. I am not worthy of thy greatness, but thou allowed me to watch how thou obliterated the evil Sergey, and how thou saved us from his boredom
I bestow the title of Draw Master upon thee, a title thou shall forever hold, nobody else will. Because only thou art able of drawing with such elegance, nobody else has ever won, and will never win by drawing so much, and in such a wonderful manner