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electricpawn
electricpawn
Aug 23, 2010
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#61
trysts wrote:
orangehonda wrote:
trysts wrote:

I see between 500-1000 people per week, every week, from all over the globe. Putting a picture of myself on the internet in that situation lacks foresight. Not everyone lives in their mom's basement.

Wow, sounds like your work would be fun... sometimes... I guess depending on who came in.

Sometimes, a lot of fun, orangehonda. Sometimes a soap-opera, sometimes just a bunch of BS. But hey, it's better than being a teacher

Where those the only options? 

trysts
trysts
Closed: Inactive
Aug 23, 2010
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#62
electricpawn wrote:
trysts wrote:
orangehonda wrote:
trysts wrote:

I see between 500-1000 people per week, every week, from all over the globe. Putting a picture of myself on the internet in that situation lacks foresight. Not everyone lives in their mom's basement.

Wow, sounds like your work would be fun... sometimes... I guess depending on who came in.

Sometimes, a lot of fun, orangehonda. Sometimes a soap-opera, sometimes just a bunch of BS. But hey, it's better than being a teacher

Where those the only options? 

 Not much you can do with a philo-degree. But yes, there are other options just having any degree.

Timotheous
Timotheous
Aug 23, 2010
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#63
kramakintews wrote:

The monks are chanting

That chess is fertilizer

I cannot see them

Awesome! Funny!

For the color blind that cannot see orange:

This was haiku (17 syllables),

It was written in orange, 

and it says:

"The monks are chanting

That chess is fertilizer

I cannot see them"

ivandh
ivandh
Aug 23, 2010
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#64
Vulpesvictor wrote:
woodshover wrote:

How would you know? You've been here three weeks, for cry-en out loud!!!!! As for posters one through 15, you are all invited to grab your cheesy tortilla chips and munch down on this lovely hot sauce, I'll post below. Here it comes.

I suspect this reply is orange colored seeing AS I'm not seeing IT. I'm colorblind orange-wise which also means I have trouble seeing certain kinds of fruit and far worse; buddhist monks in my street.

This obviously affects my every day life. I'll hear a humming noise quite close to me and I realize this is the monks chanting, but... I DON'T SEE 'EM! WHERE ARE THEY?!

So anyways... In case this was a haiku poem of sorts, I apologize for my inabilities regarding the reading part of the transaction.

P.S. I can post a note from my doctor if you don't believe me.

How did you fare in the World Cup with the Dutch making the Finals? Did you see a bunch of arms and legs and Sneijder's shiny head?

Vulpesvictor
Vulpesvictor
Aug 23, 2010
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#65
ivandh wrote:

How did you fare in the World Cup with the Dutch making the Finals? Did you see a bunch of arms and legs and Sneijder's shiny head?

I'd really enjoy answering this question, however two things prevent me from doing so. Firstly this is a thread by Woodshover about Woodshover and the topic is Fertilizer, not color blindness. Secondly I don't really want to go through all the trauma once more.

 

Honrable notice goes to Timotheus. Thanks man, I enjoy a good haiku as much as the next man :)

electricpawn
electricpawn
Aug 23, 2010
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#66
trysts wrote:
electricpawn wrote:
trysts wrote:
orangehonda wrote:
trysts wrote:

I see between 500-1000 people per week, every week, from all over the globe. Putting a picture of myself on the internet in that situation lacks foresight. Not everyone lives in their mom's basement.

Wow, sounds like your work would be fun... sometimes... I guess depending on who came in.

Sometimes, a lot of fun, orangehonda. Sometimes a soap-opera, sometimes just a bunch of BS. But hey, it's better than being a teacher

Where those the only options? 

 Not much you can do with a philo-degree. But yes, there are other options just having any degree.

 If you're happy doing what you're doing, keep doing it. But you're obviously intelligent. You have options.

trysts
trysts
Closed: Inactive
Aug 23, 2010
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#67

Thanks, electricpawn. But I do like making drinksWink

LAexpress12
LAexpress12
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Aug 23, 2010
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#68
trysts wrote:
woodshover wrote:

I was just wondering how many games a person of average talent would have to play to get to perhaps 1500 or so.

Since you started at 1200 last December, and now you're 1114, and you want to know how long before you're 1500? I'm going with never.

i dont know, buti can tell you it will be soon be 150! you can at least get three digits rite! lol

LAexpress12
LAexpress12
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Aug 23, 2010
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#69
electricpawn wrote:
trysts wrote:
electricpawn wrote:
trysts wrote:
orangehonda wrote:
trysts wrote:

I see between 500-1000 people per week, every week, from all over the globe. Putting a picture of myself on the internet in that situation lacks foresight. Not everyone lives in their mom's basement.

Wow, sounds like your work would be fun... sometimes... I guess depending on who came in.

Sometimes, a lot of fun, orangehonda. Sometimes a soap-opera, sometimes just a bunch of BS. But hey, it's better than being a teacher

Where those the only options?

Not much you can do with a philo-degree. But yes, there are other options just having any degree.

If you're happy doing what you're doing, keep doing it. But you're obviously intelligent. You have options.

im sure wood shover really appriciiates ur heart to heart (to eart to heart to hjeart to haert?) without him ....lol

trysts
trysts
Closed: Inactive
Aug 23, 2010
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#70

I think woodshover may have quit Chess.com. He resigned his games. All you people out there that made fun of him, I hope you're happy with yourselves. I mean, he was in a bubble for godsakes! I tried to reach him whenever I heard his cry for help(If I wasn't busy painting my nails), and everyone here just took him for granted as if he was just another person trapped in a bubble!Laughing

ivandh
ivandh
Aug 23, 2010
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#71
Vulpesvictor wrote:
ivandh wrote:

How did you fare in the World Cup with the Dutch making the Finals? Did you see a bunch of arms and legs and Sneijder's shiny head?

I'd really enjoy answering this question, however two things prevent me from doing so. Firstly this is a thread by Woodshover about Woodshover and the topic is Fertilizer, not color blindness. Secondly I don't really want to go through all the trauma once more.

 

Honrable notice goes to Timotheus. Thanks man, I enjoy a good haiku as much as the next man :)

I am aware that the question is in bad taste and off-topic, but this is the internet after all.

Trysts, can you get our friend a non-orange drink please, and perhaps a word on how to cope?

trysts
trysts
Closed: Inactive
Aug 23, 2010
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#72

               Okay!