In tactics trainer the cliche is
"first!"
And the daily puzzle
Actually, most people, like CTB754 and Mauve_Penguin, will just type "fp."
There are 3 more cliches on the daily puzzle.
How easy the puzzle was.
Nice puzzle for a (name any of the 7 days, in English)
Only (pick any number) puzzles until the new year.
maybe ahh.. (move)... I dont know
"This opening could not be seen very much at GM level, but rest assured that at club level is deadly. Recommended for U-2200."
"...certain to be Carlsen's next challenger"
"python-like strangulation is his specialty"
"Threatening checkmate, with advantage"- GM Finegold ;)
"Oh my."
"this position is drawn according to tablebases so the game should be drawn"
If it's good enough for "X,Y,Zetc.",it's good enough for me.
at a coffee house : can you play chess ? , : i just know the legal moves of da pieces ,we can give it a try
"White/Black should resign"
"Carlsen is bad at openings"
"I know this move!" - by a hustler in a park (authentic)
"I'm sure I missed a win there, somewhere."
"I'm sure I missed a win there, somewhere."
thats the story of my life
discount double check
"but at some point X completely lost track"
still lots of play left.