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paper_llama
paper_llama wrote:

ture

what?

paper_llama
paper_llama wrote:

what?

what?

idilis
AbyssGnasher wrote:

It's possible their staff just isnt big enough to handle all the players questions and reports.

Not entirely sure how to interpret this ...

paper_llama

It's not a proper kid topic unless at least 50% of posts are responded to with "what?"

paper_llama
idilis wrote:
AbyssGnasher wrote:

It's possible their staff just isnt big enough to handle all the players questions and reports.

Not entirely sure how to interpret this ...

TICCPROW

idilis
paper_llama wrote:
paper_llama wrote:

what?

what?

Who is when? When is how? How is where?

idilis
paper_llama wrote:
idilis wrote:
AbyssGnasher wrote:

It's possible their staff just isnt big enough to handle all the players questions and reports.

Not entirely sure how to interpret this ...

TICCPROW

But my big staff can handle all the players

paper_llama
idilis wrote:
paper_llama wrote:
idilis wrote:
AbyssGnasher wrote:

It's possible their staff just isnt big enough to handle all the players questions and reports.

Not entirely sure how to interpret this ...

TICCPROW

But my big staff can handle all the players

As long as you wield it like a club.

paper_llama

First 100 people to comment me their favorite color I will make admin of all my clubs.

idilis
paper_llama wrote:

First 100 people to comment me their favorite color I will make admin of all my clubs.

Why you kick out all my friends from the club?

Please mass report this guy everybody

paper_llama

Now I will start a topic asking how to defend myself against being reported, because obviously being reported means my account will be closed tomorrow.

idilis

Can someone buy me mamba ship? I wanna improve. Can I be gm please?

paper_llama

Also I'll cheat all the way to a 2500 rapid rating while having blitz, bullet, puzzle, and IQ all below 100.

Then I'll start a topic asking "is 2500 rapid a good rating? Please comment below and tell me"

idilis
paper_llama wrote:

Now I will start a topic asking how to defend myself against being reported, because obviously being reported means my account will be closed tomorrow.

No I will ask site to only mute you for 2 days if you buy me mamba ship. I want be gm. Please.

idilis
paper_llama wrote:

Also I'll cheat all the way to a 2500 rapid rating while having blitz, bullet, puzzle, and IQ all below 100.

Then I'll start a topic asking "is 2500 rapid a good rating? Please comment below and tell me"

But cannot cheat in rapid. Too fast. Only online. My gm uncle very slow to respond.

paper_llama
idilis wrote:

Can someone buy me mamba ship? I wanna improve. Can I be gm please?

how much money does gm pay?

if i get high rating how soon will chess.com send me gm title and money?

i am a gm but not a cheater so tell me how can chess.com not ban me just because i play good moves and win all my games

plase masage me blow

idilis

Bump for achievement

idilis

#42

paper_llama
idilis wrote:
paper_llama wrote:

Now I will start a topic asking how to defend myself against being reported, because obviously being reported means my account will be closed tomorrow.

No I will ask site to only mute you for 2 days if you buy me mamba ship. I want be gm. Please.

my brother works for chess.com and he will report you if you close my account!

paper_llama
idilis wrote:

#42

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