CHESS CONFESSIONS - GO!

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chess confession? ok.. uhh...I'm currently in the process of locating your IP address, your ADDRESS address, then burning down your house down.

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strawberrygasoline wrote:

chess confession? ok.. uhh...I'm currently in the process of locating your IP address, your ADDRESS address, then burning down your house down.

are you trying to hack me

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Welsh-Corgi wrote:

are you trying to hack me

if I knew how to hack, I promise you I would do more useful things with that ability

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Welsh-Corgi wrote:
strawberrygasoline wrote:

chess confession? ok.. uhh...I'm currently in the process of locating your IP address, your ADDRESS address, then burning down your house down.

are you trying to hack me

if you are trying to hack me than i will REPORT YOU?!

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Welsh-Corgi wrote:

if you are trying to hack me than i will REPORT YOU?!

did you not just read what I said a second ago, you boot? Besides I was joking when I made my first comment AND I WASNT EVEN REFERRING TO YOU *YOU BOOT*

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btw the red font stuff is cringe. stop. get some help.

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My confession... im not a grandmaster... i know this may be hard to believe but its true...

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BrassBullets wrote:

My confession... im not a grandmaster... i know this may be hard to believe but its true...

no...NO...I TRUSTED YOU!!! YOU WERE MY HERO!11!1

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strawberrygasoline wrote:
Welsh-Corgi wrote:

if you are trying to hack me than i will REPORT YOU?!

did you not just read what I said a second ago, you boot? Besides I was joking when I made my first comment AND I WASNT EVEN REFERRING TO YOU *YOU BOOT*

ok i thought you were going to hack me

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Welsh-Corgi wrote:
strawberrygasoline wrote:
Welsh-Corgi wrote:

if you are trying to hack me than i will REPORT YOU?!

did you not just read what I said a second ago, you boot? Besides I was joking when I made my first comment AND I WASNT EVEN REFERRING TO YOU *YOU BOOT*

ok i thought you were going to hack me

AGAIN I WASNT EVEN REFERRING TO YOU AND I *JUST SAID* I DONT KNOW HOW TO HACK

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strawberrygasoline wrote:
Welsh-Corgi wrote:
strawberrygasoline wrote:
Welsh-Corgi wrote:

if you are trying to hack me than i will REPORT YOU?!

did you not just read what I said a second ago, you boot? Besides I was joking when I made my first comment AND I WASNT EVEN REFERRING TO YOU *YOU BOOT*

ok i thought you were going to hack me

AGAIN I WASNT EVEN REFERRING TO YOU AND I *JUST SAID* I DONT KNOW HOW TO HACK

i know

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I went to a tournament once and blundered my rook in the last game what couldve gave me top 3
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Best resignation I faced over the board was in 1977 when smoking was allowed in public, I was playing Lou Prescott a pipe smoker. I was 3 moves from checkmate and Lou Prescott resigned by picking up his king and dropping it in the Ashtray!??

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yall lame asf got me banned

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I once drew a game OTB where I was completely winning (+11 advantage, mutual draw) and I was so ashamed of myself when I came back and analysed with an engine.

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I usually voted for good moves, offending everyone in the game.

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JMSUndefeated wrote:

My chess confession is recent & I think relatable. I was trying to solve a survival rush puzzle, feeling befuddled & then realized I'm trying to solve it for the wrong side to move. The text white or black to move is always clearly there so it made me laugh a little.

I have done that before

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I don't have a hundred percent win rate

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A long time ago, when I was a complete beginner, my coach didn't let us play Scholars Mate in any of our games, so any time my opponent tried to Scholars Mate me I ignored it because I knew they weren't allowed to do it.

He hosted a tournament, but the rules were different - Scholars Mate WAS permitted. I didn't know that. So I lost to Scholars Mate. Twice. In one five-round tournament.

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I once resigned after the first four moves thinking I was in a losing position. When I actually was in a good position.