When Chuck Norris plays chess, he simply calculates all the possible moves from move 1.
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Deep Blue was actually Chuk's PC, Chuck Norris got rid of it after only 2 days, but it was enough time for the PC to learn chess from Chuck Norris .
Chuck Norris once defeated twenty grandmasters in a single exhibition, blindfolded. Their chess style was no match for his roundhouse kicks to their heads.
{credit to stevez}
Chuck Norris is so tough, even his pawns have six-pack abs.
{credit to prettygopale}
Chuck Norris can promote his pawns to kings.
where is the original forum with the chess chuck norris jokes
chuck norris can ban kohai
{this ones mine} [no offence kohai]
Chuck Norris can checkmate you while he’s still in check
{credit to warwick}
thank you echecs06, they were wonderful
Some really funny stuff in there till we got to Chuck Norris. Why, just why?
chuck norris, doesnt need a premium account to to chat freely in the main hall of live chess, he desnt have to wait 30 seconds, 3o seconds waits for him.
{credit to me lol} i made this one, i know its lame, just to poke fun at main hall rules.
special credits to MasterDW for many of the chuck norris chess jokes.
Chuck Norris moves his pieces by only staring at them, They move by themself out of fear.