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When Chuck Norris plays chess, he simply calculates all the possible moves from move 1.

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Deep Blue was actually Chuk's PC, Chuck Norris got rid of it after only 2 days, but it was enough time for the PC to learn chess from Chuck Norris .

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Chuck Norris once defeated twenty grandmasters in a single exhibition, blindfolded.  Their chess style was no match for his roundhouse kicks to their heads.

{credit to stevez}
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Chuck Norris is so tough, even his pawns have six-pack abs.

{credit to prettygopale}
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Chuck Norris can promote his pawns to kings.

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where is the original forum with the chess chuck norris jokes

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chuck norris can ban kohai 

{this ones mine} [no offence kohai]

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@imabullet http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/if-chuck-norris-played-chess?page=1

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Chuck Norris can checkmate you while he’s still in check

{credit to warwick}
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thank you echecs06, they were wonderful 

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Some really funny stuff in there till we got to Chuck Norris.  Why, just why?

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chuck norris, doesnt need a premium account to to chat freely in the main hall of live chess, he desnt have to wait 30 seconds, 3o seconds waits for him.

{credit to me lol} i made this one, i know its lame, just to poke fun at main hall rules.

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special credits to MasterDW for many of the chuck norris chess jokes.

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