Chess Related Jokes





Bloody hell! Are you a BNP activist or something?? That's just downright racist. Why don't you pay a trip to Bangladesh and broaden your narrow mind before slagging it off from your lap of London luxury?


"What's it like, where you are now," he asked.
"What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news."
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they're all here, and you can play them."
"Fantastic!" the friend said, "and what is the bad news?"
"You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."

I would like to take this opportunity to thank dole check and dim rush for their contributions. Without their insecure obtuse rantings my topic would never have made it to the milestone 100 posts! It also goes to show, that a fool can be found anywhere, be it the north of England, or fly-ridden Bangladesh. Well done lads, keep up the good work and I hope your romance blossoms. Your like mindedness will see you through. AND DONE!
