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Superb!
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Would anyone like to add their comments about syrianchessmasters chin? In fact, I think that may be a whole new topic?
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I'm sure you have dim rush. better get out with your begging bowl before your internet connection gets cut off.
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No it wasn't dim, I meant it. What has your part of the world done for humour anyway? Goodness, gracious me...
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TonyGas wrote: I'm sure you have dim rush. better get out with your begging bowl before your internet connection gets cut off.

Bloody hell! Are you a BNP activist or something?? That's just downright racist. Why don't you pay a trip to Bangladesh and broaden your narrow mind before slagging it off from your lap of London luxury? 


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How is that racist? If I had said it to you would it have been racist? Are you suggesting that asians are all beggers? I think its you thats racist. You two always seem to be in cahoots. Do I se a romance blossoming? Oh dear, I'd better be careful or you will call me a homeopath...or something.
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something that ends in ...path, yeah.


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A chess master died - after a few days, a friend of his heard a voice; it was him!
"What's it like, where you are now," he asked.
"What do you want to hear first, the good news or the bad news."
"Tell me the good news first."
"Well, it's really heaven here. There are tournaments and blitz sessions going on all the time and Morphy, Alekhine, Lasker, Tal, Capablanca, Botvinnik, they're all here, and you can play them."
"Fantastic!" the friend said, "and what is the bad news?"
"You have Black against Capablanca on Saturday."
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I would like to take this opportunity to thank dole check and dim rush for their contributions. Without their insecure obtuse rantings my topic would never have made it to the milestone 100 posts! It also goes to show, that a fool can be found anywhere, be it the north of England, or  fly-ridden Bangladesh. Well done lads, keep up the good work and I hope your romance blossoms. Your like mindedness will see you through. AND DONE!


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I find it difficult to undertand how you can pass your views on what is funny. I have not seen a single scrap of evidence to suggest you have a sense of humour. You wouldn't even give us your name so we could anagram it. You are a humourless man, dim, come to terms with it. You come from a humourless nation dim, deal with it. Everytime you hear or see something you don't like you pull the racist card. Get over yourself dim. The funniest thing that ever happened in your town, was when Ghandi got a stone stuck in his sandal, dim. Now do us all a favour and move along the bus please.
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Whats the difference dim? humour - humor, bangladesh - india. Same meat, different gravy. (or should I say curry). Say something funny murshid, and dont try and tell me your name is murshid, dim, as if anyone would call their son that.
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batgirl wrote: British humor is so..... ummm, British.

 You're having a girraffe!


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i'm locking this topic. there haven't been any chess related jokes in a while and this post has offended many people (me included).
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