Chess sucks.

Oh, I couldn't agree more! Chess is just the worst. The thrill of using your brain to plan moves, anticipate your opponent's strategy, and engage in a battle of wits—it's all so overrated. Who needs the mental stimulation and satisfaction of a well-played game when you could be doing something truly exciting, like watching paint dry? Chess, what a complete and utter waste of time!

Watching the paint dry does sound appealing, so does patting cats. Better yet, pat a cat while playing chess in a room with wet paint.

It's subjective. Maybe you don't like it. In that case, find some other game you enjoy. A lot of people really enjoy chess. I absolutely love it. I play it every day, for years and still find it very enjoyable.

"Chess sucks" typically means "I suck at chess".

I like cheas

Cheese?

no it doesnt