Clowns Abound !!!

Hey guys, I'm offering free coaching too, but only for players with an elo score of 2500+.

I can teach you things like pawns move forward.

Also pieces exist only to be taken, more importantly your pieces specifically. Put all your pieces right to enemy pieces. That is how the white pieces become friends with the black pieces, when they are taken they actually go to the other pieces house for a nice cup of tea.

I am also an endgame master, with much to teach. You should move your king to middle of the board and play dogdems, because unlike the other pieces, the king has crippling anxiety and doesn't like being touched.

(I posted this here because I'm too scared to make such a thread).

"move your king to middle of the board". sounds like the bongcloud.

Ooooh I posted it https://www.chess.com/forum/view/for-beginners/premium-coaching-for-elo-2500-players-now-available?page=1#last_comment

Couldn't resist, its meant to be a parody of all the 1000 elo players thinking they're so much better enough to coach <750 elo players.

Thanks for the posts.

--- Yup still !

Distract your opponent by banging pots with spoons when you play on line.

Are we having fun yet ?

Strange

Send in the clowns? Don't bother, they're here. Quack, quack!

--- I'm a older fellow, not all that tasty lol.

Gamey, I'd wager.

Wait a minute Doctor, Parrots mainly eat seeds, right ?

Some eat seeds, others eat fruit. Others just seem to hang out until they can take a bite out of me.

Another Clown showed up today ( on-line ) and did not make even one move, yup just sat there and waited for things to time out ( what the heck what the point ??? ).

other clowns start a game just to abort it and it drives me INSANE.