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jimmiesrustled

This is even worse than the facebook timeline. Garbage layout. 

theoreticalboy

Yay!  I was sooooooooooo waiting to see another thread about the new layout!

trysts

You've only been a member for two days.

theoreticalboy
trysts wrote:

You've only been a member for two days.

And yet he's already making all our dreams come true with such vital contributions to the community!

TheGrobe

Well you can't complain if you don't join....

jimmiesrustled

Been here before. And theorecticalboy, shut up retard you know this layout sucks. Anyone who says they like it are facebook loving fags.

theoreticalboy

Oh, man, I was hoping this would be the layout thread we'd jack to infinity, but it turns out the OP is an invective-hurling ape who is going to have it locked quickly.  Pity.  In fact, I'd go so far as to say it really boys my theory

trysts

Could this be invisibleboy?

jimmiesrustled

theorecticalboy confirmed for facebook loving fag hipster. 

 

 

theoreticalboy

Hipsters are supposed to be indifferent to things in the mainstream, you idiot.

TheGrobe

Facebook loving in an ironic sense, theoreticalboy.  Then it's OK.

jimmiesrustled
theoreticalboy wrote:

Hipsters are supposed to be indifferent to things in the mainstream, you idiot.

Sit there and reply with your apple computer at starbucks, faggot hipster.

theoreticalboy

Oh, like if everyone says they hate the new timeline and then the hipster says s/he likes it as a comment on the arbitrariness of social media's design whims, or like if s/he says "I liked facebook before it was FB" ?

shequan
jimmiesrustled wrote:

theorecticalboy confirmed for facebook loving fag hipster. 

 

 

 

BWAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. LOL. funny.

theoreticalboy
jimmiesrustled wrote:
theoreticalboy wrote:

Hipsters are supposed to be indifferent to things in the mainstream, you idiot.

Sit there and reply with your apple computer at starbucks, faggot hipster.

Those are preppies and yippies; hipsters go to 80s-themed cafes and play super nintendo*.

Sigh, all this cultural knowledge, and yet nobody is willing to learn....


*I'm not kidding, I know two places near me that offer this

jimmiesrustled
theoreticalboy wrote:

I like sucking cock.

That's all I read.

AMERIKAN

MYSPACE IS BETTER.

shequan
theoreticalboy wrote:

Hipsters are supposed to be indifferent to things in the mainstream, you idiot.

they are indifferent to things once they become mainstream, the second they become mainstream, then they go something else that isn't mainstream yet but is inevitably going to become mainstream in a few months time, repeat process ad infinitum

theoreticalboy
jimmiesrustled wrote:
theoreticalboy wrote:

I like sucking cock.

That's all I read.

Whilst I do appreciate the alteration of quoted text, I must say you're doing it in a rather uncreative manner.  For one, you should really try as much as possible to use words actually present in the original text, rather than just insert a elementary-school level insult inside of it. 

In summary, this is deserving of no more than a D-  Please try harder in future.

TheGrobe