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snakesbelly wrote:
No this is serious and actually his mom didn't tell him because I have never met her,like I said it is a pretty long story. Does anybody else also think this Helzeth guy is the greatest?
Snake, right now, I think you might top him lol
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snakesbelly wrote:
Look it is a long story ,I can't disown him for two reasons ...first he is my son and second I don't know his real name
Now this is a real problem, it has not happened to me but it did happen to a friend of mine. He had a pretty damn good solution:
He told his child that they were going to go eat icecream. When the foolish kid turned his head he used a phazer (often seen in star trek if you don't know where to find one), dragged the uncouncious kid into an icecream truck and drove off into the desert. He then called for a helicopter which he used to get away from the scene with, leaving no tracks.
I highly recommend this method. Asking their name is just awkward.
Why did you ignore my golden advice snake? Do you hate me?
I want some updates, did you try this logical method? Are you having troubles finding a phazer? I can find one for you.
lol! I think this must be a trick , a sort of tag team to distract. I can see how this may work in high rated tournaments, can't you Fvaisey? :)
Jun 1, 2012
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#26
Actually, I've never been in this thread before today. Who started this anyway? All this talk of disowning children... Scandalous!
It's not scandalous. It's Russian. Only true Russians would understand the true LOVE we feel for our children when we disown them. We love them so much that we don't want to seem them as nonRussians. Surely you must see it from our perspective instead of the selfish perspective of the child?
And yes, I caught a glimpse of snakes posts a few days ago and I instantly saw that he was practically BURSTING with Russian talent. I was suprised when he did not declare that he was in fact Russian but it was quickly setteled. He had simply not realised that he was in fact a Russian.
When he did realise this his rating jumped by 400 points.
lol!! Yes, actually they are in my them picture, and I often look at them to fuel my aggression during a game!
Jun 1, 2012
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#29
Actually, if the phazer is set to stun I think you can phazer your children. At least in the US. Don't phazer your wife though, it tends to have after effects...
Thanks for the fun, Snakes!
We will wait eagerly for your glorious return, spiritual leader.
I don't think so @IronFlutterby. I've been checking Snakes other posts and he seems to be the epitomy of seriousness. This Helzeth kind seems kind of sketcy tho