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donglan
Oct 28, 2010
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i don't play chess blitz online if internet signal is bad.

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cberman
Oct 28, 2010
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#2

I don't play chess blitz online if Regina Spektor is in the room.

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donglan
Oct 28, 2010
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#3

Ha ha that's good! Chess kamasutra.

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ivandh
Oct 28, 2010
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#4

Or if your cell phone signal is bad, eh Kramnik?

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cberman
Oct 28, 2010
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#5

I don't play chess blitz online if I'm in a drug-induced coma.

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donglan
Nov 8, 2010
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#6

I don't play chess in blitz using laptop, slow move will result.

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cberman
Nov 8, 2010
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#7

I don't play chess blitz online if my hair is on fire.

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orangehonda
Nov 8, 2010
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#8

Heh, I was playing on FICS through my phone, 5/0 a few days ago.  I think I lost 5 seconds every move... needless to say I didn't do very well Undecided

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Cry_Wolf
Jan 7, 2011
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ivandh wrote:

Or if your cell phone signal is bad, eh Kramnik?

Hehe... I appreciate the creativity and humor of your joke even though the underlying implications are BS ;)