This is the funniest thread I've read in months.
Just don't try valium... I mean for improving chess... for most other sides of life, it's the nectar of the gods.
Drugs in Chess
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I know lots of drugs that help me, sadly all of them are illegal and they are very dangerous!
Hi guys, when I play OTB I need Blood Pressure medications.
... just joking!
Watch your backrank.
I find that a 1.75 liter of Burbon really helps my chess game. Win or loose I do not give a ...... F_ _ K either way after the bottle is gone.
dude you are hilarious :D
i used Viagra once but the board kept tipping over. you know what they say, hung like a horse.
No use being hung like a horse if you aint got nothing but a chess board for it...Get a girlfriend...
oh i forgot to tell u keven your mom was under the table. B u r n
Mar 14, 2009
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accord2 wrote:
i think crystal meth would definitely improve your focus in a game of chess
I have played chess under the influence of MANY different drugs, and being clean now I can tell you that they certainly did not improve my game in any way. I may have thought they did at the time, but when my mind is clouded from drugs I am MUCH MORE likely to make poor decisions.
In other words, if I was to play a random opponent, and he asked if I would mind if he did a line, smoked something or even shot up, I wouldn't mind a bit right before that chess game. Afterwards, however, I would tell him he never has to use again.
Let me retract that. I would mind, not because I think it would improve his game, but simply because of the drug use.
Mar 14, 2009
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jedimaster1969 wrote:
I would mind, not because I think it would improve his game, but simply because of the drug use.
No prob, I'd hide it from you-
but you might wonder why i'm off to the bathroom every ten minutes 
LoL
Mar 14, 2009
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i came in from the pub two weeks ago id had about 8 pints of guinness got on chess .com played chess till i fell asleep. in the morning i had lost 4 games and made bad moves in most of my other games so drinking is not a chess drug.
Mar 14, 2009
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#36
I drink curdled milk with a spanish onion before I play....can't really tell if it helps my game or not....but it keeps everyone away while I play.
Fumunda cheese is old cheese that was found fumunda the fridge.
As a former amateur veterinarian (I used to euthanase pets for a hobby, but THEY closed me down. Apparently in the UK you need a licence. you are Sick if you did it as a hobby I'm glad they closed you down if you live near me I would have some fun with you
Mar 14, 2009
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#39
Amateur Vet - wants to euthanize you pet - film at 11:00 (pet does not need to be ill)
You mean people actually play straight?
Use oil to massage your head and if any deficiency persists take viagra and you will forget chess .In short i hate the drugs .By using drugs you can boost your brain but knowledge and memory will not descend upon you which play the greater role in chess. If not so you take a heavy dose and play against me .I will take alcohol which is my addiction and if i wont defeat you in chess i will defeat you in other things. So to speak
Am I high? Does this topic actually exist?