Drunk Chess

My recent addiction to chess is getting in the way of my alcohol addiction. I want to get drunk, but I also want to play and not ruin my score. It doesn't seem possible to do both. But there is a solution. If you have the same dilemma, then here is what you do. Set up a separate drunk chess account.

And this is more useful than you might think. To improve our game, we're told to analyse our mistakes. Assuming you make the same type of mistakes drunk as when sober (just more of them), your drunk games should be a rich source for such learning opportunities.

Also, my games lost while sober are too emotionally painful to return to. But the drunk ones. Well, of course, I expect to mess them up!