Erroneous chess.com "Fair play" thinks I abandoned the game 1 millisecond after it awards ME the won

Your game history shows that you have lots of very very short games.  I am guessing that you see that warning a lot.

Perhaps you routinely have a bad connection. Perhaps you abandoned those games. The server here can't tell the difference.

You have abandoned 8 games which might explain the message.

I gotta [Edited for language - Mod.] on that ridiculous short-sighted and self defensive answer, sir.  I sat right in front of your game doing my formidable best with my lightning fast connection and state of the art devices to simply play a game, and it did it to me repeatedly inexplicably and now with your help exasperatingly.  I dont care any more but wow you cant see enough somehow.

I don't see it any more thank God, certainly not you.

What a baby.

It took you ten months to write that. On another note, why do lower rated people always complain about the same things? I don't see any high rated player complaining

bug off you petty little arrogant shit

This complaint should be set to music. 

I can't win a 2/1 game for the life of me... I always lose to time lmao