Hardest Chess Puzzle in the World

my draw was a prearranged draw from a really old master game. Everyone should look at it

I have more but I am too lazy to put them here

Back on topic. Here is anoher puzzle for all of you out there except for rrrttt!

What is the fastest possible position with 18 queens on the board?

Figure it out, 5 trophies are yours!

this one is worth one trophie:

Check out the move list for the last move.

How are we supposed to know the king hasn't already moved

he never said that the king haden't moved

 My best is 59 moves. It can probably be done faster.

ok

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Everything written below does not come from me, only some of it does.

I'll start things off:

"It is the day before the big tournament. Why haven't I seen her yet?"

Is there something wrong with my eyes? It can't be. I am able to see my analysis of games...

...so why hasn't the biggest name arrived yet

...and there's the soliciter, pushing chessboard patterned burritos.

I like chocolate.  I want a chocolate chess set.

But I want the burritos more.

 But then I though “Having a burritos chess set would be disastrous. Each piece would be literally eaten.”

"What are you fantasizing about?", whispered Alexandra Kosteniuk in my ear.

"That chessboard burrito with jalapeno pieces", I replied.

"I have one in my room, we could play.." She implied.

But I didn't hear her.  I was already in line.

In line for getting her a drink and myself a burrito. When I got back,...

I ate it.  Then I got in line again.

She wanted another drink, this time delivered in her room.

"But I don't do room service".

"I'll give you a borrito if you can win a chessgame against me" she promised.

"No, thanks.  The stakes are too high."

"Suddenly, I blacked out"

Then, I woke up in the middle of my chess game.  Looking at the clock, I realized it had been 45 minutes, and my opponent still hasn't made a move.

Thats odd. What has happened? 

I heard him mumble.

"d4 or e4...?"

"Choose e4. Please!" he said

Suddenly the arbiter arrived at the board

He brandished a flamethrower, and...

I played e4

Then the aribter melted my e pawn, then placed a new one on e2.

"PLAY D4!!", he screamed, inches from my face.

"You must be teacher_1," I replied wittily. He responded by punching me in the face.

I responded by reeling back in agony.

"Always play the statistics!" he yelled, "give yourself every advantage you can get!".

then i realised that was a dream and i wake up and played e4

My opponent played h5. Obviously not one of teacher_1's pupils.

I sneezed.  The air from it knocked my king over.

I looked up and saw my opponent holding a pepper shaker.

I lunged at my opponent.

"Don't do that again or I will rearrange your face even your wife won't recognize you!", I said.

Then his eyes started glowing red, and his form slowly changed. He was transforming into Bobby Fischer.

We continued playing.

(1. e4 h5 2.d4)

I beat him in 9,682 moves, because neither of us felt like claiming the draw, and eventually he went mad.

1/1! 

Next round I am up against...Oh No can it be?

erik!

i said ok here ive build up a strong center ..what will my opponent play?

and all of the sudden he did 2....a5

Then I saw deep blue.

Deep blue crushed me in 17 moves! The next game against Kasparov, I got mated in 10 moves.

Thank god it were just practice games.

One win, two losses.

I told myself " I AM A LOSER "

everybody agreed

Then I exploded.  Literally--chess pieces flying everywhere...

then blue deep takes the pieces and set up a new chess bord and said i will beat you in less than 10 moves and call kasparov if you dare

Then I lost to Deep Blue in 11 moves.

here capablanca went to life again  and said  how a machine that you create can beat you  in 11 moves

I exploded again.

How much more stressful could it get to beat a wimp like deep blue...

and the name was anounced to play against Me- "Sunny Leone". My mouth was open...

Next day We did'nt appear in the Hall; cuz the Game was already started in her room- I WON!!!

then I realised it was a stupid dream. Erik was my opponent- this time without his Shower(thinking) Cap..

I woke up,looking at the chess board last night I played with deep blue...I got shocked..it was the 11 move checkmate.

I felt that exploding feeling again.  I tried to restrain it.

My e pawn started glowing.

"Use the Force...." It said.

I moved my f pawn.

It glowed brighter. "Use the Force!" It said, this time urgently.

"Wait, you mean f#%* ?"

I was kicked onto the street.

What could be more pain than that?

I guess moving the f pawn would be.

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I moved my f pawn, and my opponent replied d5.  "What should I do?", I wondered.

I immediately thought, I am going to try and get a stonewall position.

I'd no clue where that came from, as I don't know what it is.  However, I made a wall.

then my opponent seemed to think that this was pacman.

then he took on a1 doing Bc8Xa1

when I realized my opponent was that stupid, I called the director and got a win by forfeit!

When the Arbitor came, I woke up. I was still in line getting a Burrito and a drink for Kosteniuk.

Then I realized that I wanted to quit chess to become a Mexican food cook.

And a mexican food cook i was, except i was bad at it, so i went back to chess forever.

Then I made an opening called ricecake9 burritto attack

I used that for 3 years and became world champ.

But then one day....I LOST A GAME WITH MY PERFECT OPENING:

ricecake9 (9999) vs. Gary Kasparov (659)

0-1

1. e3 e5 2. Ke2 d5 3. Kd3 Nc6 4. Ke2 Nf6 5. Nf3 Bd6 6. h3 O-O 7. Nc3 e4 8. Nd4 Nxd4+ 9. exd4 c5 10. dxc5 Bxc5 11. Ke1 d4 12. Na4 Bd6 13. c3 d3 14. c4 Qa5 15. Nc3 Bd7 16. Qb3 Bc6 17. Nb5 Bc5 18. Nc3 Qc7 19. Nd1 Qf4 20. Ne3 Nh5 21. Qc3 Rfd8 22. Ng4 f5 23. Ne3 a5 24. Qb3 Rac8 25. Qc3 Ng3 26. Rg1 b6 27. Qb3 Be8 28. a3 a4 29. Qa2 Bh5 30. Rb1 Rc6 31. b4 axb3 32. Rxb3 Bd4 33. Rb5 Bc5 34. Qb3 Re6 35. Rxc5 bxc5 36. Nd5 Qg5 37. Qb7 f4 38. a4 Nf5 39. g4 fxg3 40. Rg2 Nd4 41. Ne3 Nf3+ 42. Kd1 Nh4+ 43. Ke1 Nxg2+ 44. Bxg2 Rf8 45. f3 exf3 46. Qxf3 Bxf3 47. Kf1 Bxg2+ 48. Kxg2 Rf2+ 49. Kg1 Qf5 50. h4 Qh3

I couldn't believe my eyes!  I thought my opening was foolproof!!!

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Way to hijack your own thread.

Allow me to bring things back under control:

Will chess ever be solved? If not, what are the largest tablebases that will be generated?

I'm sure sometime they will solve all the good moves

Do you mean that they will find the perfect move in every legal position? This would require creating an algorithm that drastically simplifies the problem of finding good moves, since brute force searching won't be possible from most positions.

no It means they won't solve positions that hang your queen

Does that mean they won't evaluate Legal's mate? ;)

Hang your queen without compensation

Don't you have to evaluate a position to know if there is compensation?

I think this one is the best solution.

Best puzzle in this dumbbest thread

Seconded.