I got technician, but who picks these openings? The Sicilian isn't exactly the first opening I'd recommend to someone who prefers solid positional play.

http://www.chesspersonality.com/type/technician

Fair enough, but they could have specified.

The last time I took it I got whichever archetype was associated with Korchnoi...

Actually that's probably pretty accurate but that doesn't mean the quiz is valid or should be taken even a tiny bit seriously by anyone. 

It was funny watching John Bartholemew take the test. It was almost like watching myself take the test. We did differ on just a few questions, which was enough to make him a "grinder" instead of "natural". He pretty much agreed with how he was assigned. Myself, I'm pretty ambivalent about where I ended up. Again perhaps that is a reflection of the fact he is a much more accomplished player whereas I find many different ways to screw up a game.

I got Natural.

I got the Romantic.  

same

I'm afraid to take the test. I'm assuming there's a "putz patzer" personality...

Well for complete accuracy, there should be.

I got prodigy, like Magnus Carlson

Aaron Nimzowitsch is an Anaconda

he answered some questions by what he did in online chess and other questions about what he would do otb so the test was void

Im a dank assasin. I'm more tactical than positional, likes open games, and likes the endgame. Fisher btw :P

mastermind

pick a player you look like and copy their openings and camp outside their house or put flowers on their grave

Lol

I got I am a genius.