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GooseberryFiddich wrote:

Ha ha ha.  Tally ho kco, your comment made me chuckle.  Not at all old egg, I sent a personal message to the mysterious Sexy-Sunshine.  I am one of nature's trusters.  A person comes along with a stylish avatar and a charming name and I say "Whatho, this looks like my kind of thing."

Whispers can be heard about the hallways, "Gooseberry is being duped.  He has been taken in hook line and sinker."  "Pooh" is my response to that.  I am an absolute duffer at chess but wish to excel and Sexy-Sunshine must know a certain amount of beans because look at the rating.

One need not be a master to teach, merely more experienced than the student.  On top of that, there is the adventure of it all and Sexy-Sunshine is likely a marvellous person, so all in all, why not say I.

For the record, I wish you every success Sexy-Sunshine in your endeavours.

Thanks. And again I am not a master but I am very close to it.

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hicetnunc wrote:

Let's show ID and real- life rating. If you're indeed master-strength OTB, I'll gladly admit my mistake. You'll excuse me if I decline an online match against your Fritz :-)

The word anonymous is a foreign word fo you, right?

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bangalore2 wrote:

Well, it could be argued that she harms the moral integrity of the site...

"I´m just trying to say that Sexy-sunshine knows a lot more chess than i do,"

You cannot be sure of that,as hicetnunc argues.


Simple point, I am not cheating. I would have been banned otherwise. And many of you criticized my play so how would an engine play bad moves?Laughing

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leiph15 wrote:

I'd guess you're around 1600

Hahahahhahaha please guys stop trollingLaughing

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ConnorMacleod_151 wrote:

What happened to my 960 game Sexy?

Coming soon. I havent had much time yet for it but I will do it today. Ah and I would guess you are white in the game, as the playing style of white there looks at least a bit like yours.

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Boogalicious wrote:

The coaching aspect is a joke. No follow-up whatsoever. If all you are prepared to do is analyze games, then please express that intent solely. Coaching requires structure and dedication; not smoke and mirrors.

This is an unfair comment considering the fact that the coaching hasnt started yet... Read comment #21 again for details...

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As I said the main part of the coaching is you! When you dont send me any games nor go online in live chess then what do you expect? :)

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@leiph15 : yeah, around 1500-1600 was my rough estimate as well

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hicetnunc wrote:

@leiph15 : yeah, around 1500-1600 was my rough estimate as well

Laughing your jokes are getting better

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Also NM aww-rats has a big group dedicated to chess improvement with a few thousand members. I'm writing this for people in this thread who are really interested in chess, so that they don't lose too much time on their way.

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hicetnunc wrote:

Also NM aww-rats has a big group dedicated to chess improvement with a few thousand members. I'm writing this for people in this thread who are really interested in chess, so that they don't lose too much time on their way.

you should better try to improve there instead of wasting your time here trolling my thread. Because at the moment you are a lower level player, not more not less.

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^^ NM Heisman also has one I believe.

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to sunshine why stopped playing blitz ?

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...also they wouldn't run the risk to have their "coaching" brutally interrupted because of some account closure :-)

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kco wrote:

to sunshine why stopped playing blitz ?

I did not stop playing blitz. I have only played something like 20 games to have some fun. At the moment I had no time to play some games but of course I will do it when I like to.

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@shorty, yes NM Dan Heisman has a group as well, but I'm not sure he is personnally involved - at least I don't think he provides individual material for free

@ kco : a common strategy among returning cheaters is to play a handful of games to get a high rating and then stop so that they don't trigger chess.com's detection system

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just won 2 more blitz games... although I was lucky in one

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Nice one master

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Thanks

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I dont' trust those NM ppl. Could be anyone operating the account.

At least this is the real thing!